honestly amnesia fic stresses me out but im obsessed, conceptually, with a ronsey amnesia au where after ronan has been all caught up on the drama and tragedy of a life he doesn’t remember, he’s like, “okay… so this super ripped nerd seems like a) exactly my type and b) the kind of self-sacrificing where even though we were obviously dating before i lost my memory, he’d pretend otherwise to keep from overwhelming me.

but ronan’s still the same repressed dumbass he’s always been so he’s like, crowdsourcing it just to be safe. he asks noah, “so are gansey and i together?” and noah’s like, “haha right??? i mean, no, but that’s what im saying.” which is deeply unhelpful, as responses go, but is also what literally everyone else says when he asks. 

and he is literally arguing his case with people like, “he knows my bank account number. he has my fucking primary care physician in his emergency contacts. instead of sleeping at night, we lie on top of my car and stargaze??“ and everyone’s like, “no, dude, we know… we’re like, actually painfully aware of all of that”